What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)