What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.