Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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In disguise.

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An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.