One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
By long distance.
So they can bring two canopies.
A pair of polegics!
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because it was found on the ground.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
