One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Try two pairs of stilts!
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
Gingers
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
A fire engine.
Is that you coffin
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Prison
A job application.
