One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Paint the town red.
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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Premature Edraculation
They need someone to play the bit parts.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
God Dam It!
There's no sunlight in the closet.
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
In case he got a hole in one.
Answer: A pair of slipper
I've been flamed!
A fire engine.
