Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.