Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.