Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!