Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

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How much did the pie cost?

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"