Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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They were both on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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They both used to be on top gear.

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Because they're baked..

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.