Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes