Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.