Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.