Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere