How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.