How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.