How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.