How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.