How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.