How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.