Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.