Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...