What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...