What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!