What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels