Dj Khaled Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

You talonted

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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