How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena