Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.