Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Both of them.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !