Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Astro Fan Jokes More Astro Fan Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Tangle Jokes More Tangle Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.