Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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He was the skipper !

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Cut the rope!

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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Tie his hands together

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.