Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist