Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.