Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...