Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.