What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time