What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.