What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.