The Somali chicken!
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T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
It was dynamite!"
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Cross-country
Cross-Country
Post office.
Because every other letter is not E!
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
Meals on wheels.
They're wheels.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.
Tan lines.
just cos.
