What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."