What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!