What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.