What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.