What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

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