What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning