Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."