Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !