Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus