I need to do a vowel movement!
It don't need cleaning!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
A tuba toothpaste.
Four. O, double-u and e.
Because he had a vowel movement.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.