What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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He needed somebody to cosine.

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The p is silent.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!