What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!