What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them