You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Her miscarriage.
because they wanna look like their mother.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Onion rings.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
He liked to chop and change !