You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
About a couple thousand years.
A tearjerker
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
For smoking in bed.
They are always full of seed.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
Because it broke every branch of the law.
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
I cry when I cut open an onion
That's a huge axe man!
