A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Redditors.
Mine
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because it's baby food.
Because they are in bread.
Make it with blue cheese!