What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...