What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...