What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...