What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.