What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.