What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Strap Jokes More Strap Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.