What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."