What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.