What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.