What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll