Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Why do all black people have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What is a horny pirates worst nightmare?

A small chest with no booty!

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Why do black people only ever have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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