What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.