Plaice Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !