alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz