What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.