How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays