How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.