How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays