What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files