What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Look mom, an angel!

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Because he's a little prick!

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files