What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file