Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Remodel Jokes More Remodel Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!