Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit