Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.