How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.