What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.