What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

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Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine