What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.