Eli5
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King Kong Un (From my younger brother).
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
A comb or a saw.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
A: Half a measure.