What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics